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Anonymous said:

i've never read smut in which a condom was used...

Really? I mean, I’ve only seen it a couple of times in fics, but condoms are kind of important, so. 

This fic didn’t even have any foreplay though. He essentially just put it in and she was totally ready for it, no lube or anything necessary. 

Like what. 


posted 3 months ago on 28/2/2012 - 6 notes
  1. crazybitcharoundhere said: oh god yes i’ve read a few like that, you start reading and then you’re like WHOA WOW OKAY CALM DOWN THERE xD like i get it it’s smut but it doesn’t have to go DIRECTLY to it
  2. ancient-amateur posted this