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@thatmattattack

matt. writing major. well versed in watching tv programmes for people half his age. also butts.

"I love him! He's perfect! Wait... we are talking about Matt Smith, right?" - The Other Matt

"You are a jerk and I love you." - My beard, Jaime

"You're a massive dick... By the way don't look up massive dick on Google" - Maggie, the badger


You guys. 

I cleaned my room and I can finally see the floor and I don’t think this room has ever been so clean before! 


posted 3 months ago on 28/2/2012 - 20 notes
  1. livesinabluebox reblogged this from ancient-amateur
  2. coolasabowtie said: those could be song lyrics
  3. elleipsis said: You mean that hard thing I walk on underneath my clothes and papers is a floor?! Darn it, you make me want to tidy up and see if I have one too :P
  4. areyoumarriedriver said: You’re so happy you rhymed!
  5. ancient-amateur posted this