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@thatmattattack

matt. writing major. well versed in watching tv programmes for people half his age. also butts.

"I love him! He's perfect! Wait... we are talking about Matt Smith, right?" - The Other Matt

"You are a jerk and I love you." - My beard, Jaime

"You're a massive dick... By the way don't look up massive dick on Google" - Maggie, the badger


It’s nice to know my friends assumes I’m a stalker IRL…

It’s nice to know my friends assumes I’m a stalker IRL…


posted 1 month ago on 16/4/2012 - 15 notes
quality instant messaging going on right now.

quality instant messaging going on right now.


posted 2 months ago on 17/3/2012 - 10 notes

True friendship is when you can list off their turn ons and turns off and a) it’s not awkward and b) you are mostly-totally spot on. 

This is also my “hey one less friend is mad at me now!!” post, so. 


posted 2 months ago on 8/3/2012 - 20 notes

Have I mentioned that Jaime will randomly send me pictures of Andrew Scott when I’m least expecting it?

His face breaks me and she likes it. 


posted 3 months ago on 25/2/2012 - 10 notes

posted 3 months ago on 24/2/2012 - 16,030 notes - via | ©
That’s what she thinks of when I say Jaime and tell her I need to look at my life and look at my choices. 

That’s what she thinks of when I say Jaime and tell her I need to look at my life and look at my choices. 


posted 3 months ago on 22/2/2012 - 8 notes

toiletdiving:

how many posts am I gonna have to read about an airport today


posted 3 months ago on 19/2/2012 - 114 notes - via | ©
That’s it. That’s the joke.

That’s it. That’s the joke.


posted 3 months ago on 17/2/2012 - 8 notes
shh, just come. 

shh, just come. 


posted 3 months ago on 14/2/2012 - 3 notes
thingstocallpretty: 170/365 (by amatnemo)

thingstocallpretty:

170/365 (by amatnemo)


posted 3 months ago on 14/2/2012 - 279 notes - via | ©