@thatmattattack
matt. writing major. well versed in watching tv programmes for people half his age. also butts.
"I love him! He's perfect! Wait... we are talking about Matt Smith, right?" - The Other Matt
"You are a jerk and I love you." - My beard, Jaime
"You're a massive dick... By the way don't look up massive dick on Google" - Maggie, the badger
- Moriarty: hey i just met you
- Moriarty: and this is crazy
- Moriarty: but i gave you my number
- Moriarty: thought you might call