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matt. writing major. well versed in watching tv programmes for people half his age. also butts.

"I love him! He's perfect! Wait... we are talking about Matt Smith, right?" - The Other Matt

"You are a jerk and I love you." - My beard, Jaime

"You're a massive dick... By the way don't look up massive dick on Google" - Maggie, the badger



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matturday: I only tell the truth

matturday:

I only tell the truth


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RABID WRITER CAPSLOCK RANT GO 

jumpingjacktrash:

let me just start by putting this on the table so we can all see it:

the way literature and creative writing are taught in schools is completely and totally wrong.

it is. it’s fucked up. it’s backwards. now, to be fair, i don’t have an alternate suggestion for schools. i’m not school guy. but i do have an alternate suggestion for writers, and it begins with looking back on everything you learned in those classes, and throwing it the fuck out.

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This is a GPOY. This is what I look like. 

Also: Webcams are fun to be vain in. Just sayin’.


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