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@thatmattattack

matt. writing major. well versed in watching tv programmes for people half his age. also butts.

"I love him! He's perfect! Wait... we are talking about Matt Smith, right?" - The Other Matt

"You are a jerk and I love you." - My beard, Jaime

"You're a massive dick... By the way don't look up massive dick on Google" - Maggie, the badger


"So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’"
John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time.


posted 3 months ago on 30/1/2012 - 15,229 notes - via | ©